Dear Santa,
Here is my wish list for the Brownies' offense:
1. Creative play calling, just like Chud's first year.
2. Fresh legs for Jamal Lewis or more carries for Josh Cribbs and Jerome Harrison because we need the speed.
3. Focus Factor for Braylon Edwards instead of 5-Hour Energy.
4. A healthy Joe Jurevicius and Donte Stallworth, helping us move the chains on 3rd down.
5. New body parts and attitude for K2.
6. A healthy Ryan Tucker to strengthen the right side of the "O" line.
7. A stronger Hank Fraley to take on the big NT of the NFL.
8. A healthy Brady Quinn and D.A., yes, I want D.A. back.
Here is my wish list for the Brownies' defense:
1. I taller CB to cover the elite receivers in the NFL.
2. A healthy Daven Holly.
3. Quicker LBs who can dominate sideline to sideline.
4. New pass-rushing moves for K. Wimbley.
5. A defender who every team in the NFL fears.
6. A healthy Sean Jones, assuming he will be back.
Intangibles:
1. Fans who cheer on the Browns. When our player gets hurt, why are we cheering? Where are our priorities?
2. Fans who support our players, even when they suck. Our players do not wake up each morning, wanting to suck in the game on that particular day.
3. Confidence.
4. A direct phone line to Savage or RC. At times, they could really use our help, especially because most of us have more experience than they do.
